Green Day: "Holiday" - [Official Video]

Today let's take a common scenario in Malaysia, that is after any long holiday many visit a doctor for an MC(medical certificate)  citing some vague complain of feeling unwell as usual perfectly timed right before starting work...here goes:

Doctor:  किम् अभवत् भवान् ? (kim abhavat bhavan) )(what happened to you?)

Patient :  मम आरोग्यं समीचीनं नास्ति | (mama Arogyam samIcInam nAsti) (My health isn't good)

Doctor:   वदतु!  किम्  अभवत् ? (vadatu! kim abhavat?)(Go on, tell me what happened)

Patient  : प्रातः आरम्भ्य   स्वल्पा शिरोवेदना  | (prAtaH Arambhya svalpA shirovedanA)(Since morning I have been having a mild headache)

Doctor  : ज्वरपीडितः वा? (jvarapIDitaH vA) (Do you have a fever?)

Patient  : आम् (Am)(Yes)

Doctor :  अस्तु, किन्तु इदानीं ज्वरः नास्ति| (astu, kintu idAnIM jvaraH nAsti)(Ok, but now there is no fever)

Patient : वैद्य! आसीत् ! ज्वरः आसीत् (vaidya! AsIt! jvaraH AsIt)(Doc! It was there! Fever was there!)

Patient  : वैद्य! कः रोगः? चोरोना विरुस्?(vaidya! kaH rogaH? Corona Virus) (Doc! What's the disease? Corona Virus?)

Doctor : न, चिन्ता मास्तु, अयं विरामरोगः | MCआवश्यकम्?(na, cinTa mAstu, ayam virAmarogaH) MC AvashyakaM?(No, don't worry, this is holiday disease. Do you need MC?)

Patient : आम् आम् |(Am Am) (Yes, Yes)